Blah Blah Blah – By Glenn T. Altergott
Steelers Fever Exclusive Editorial
|Blah Blah Blah. That’s what I say about last year. Everybody keeps saying oh… the Steelers secondary was garbage. I say to all of the critics “Your mother in-law is ugly and she sleeps in men’s clothes” That was last year people, we have a new and improved steelers team, so kiss my a**. Tommy the gun-slinger Maddox will have more weapons than my mother in-law has teeth! Well, teeth that are not tire black. We have Hines who can catch more balls than my ex-girlfriend! Burress who is so big every corner back is like man… this is not a football player, it’s a giraffe. And with one year under is belt, Randle El is going to be a nightmare for any defense. Hell, how many tight ends do we have? We have Bruener back! I like that call for keeping him. Even though we have Kreider to block. Bruener is still one of the best!!! Kreider is like a tank. Hell, he is a tank, he has no neck.
I like that problem of having too many running backs. Even just having the bus on the field will help. If he does not let his big fat a** gain weight. I have no excuses for him last year when he put all that weight on. But It’s all good, he lost it all for now? I can only hope!!! But Amos is a must for sure, the guy delivers when needed. But he is definitely not our every down back. I like the other guys we have. I really like Vernon Haynes. Do I think we should dump off Fu? Not sure yet, he needs to stay injury free for at least one year.
Think about the big picture here! Tommy, even if he gets happy feet and happy arm. What is happy feet and happy arm you say? Man are you that slow? Ok, I will explain it Simple Simon. It means Tommy sometimes will throw the ball when there is no one open and try and force it in there and well…we all know what happens, 20 TD’s and 16 INT’s, not good! He tried to run a couple of times last year and man it was ugly, wow. So even if he does all of that he still has way too many weapons to screw up. I tell ya this for sure, I haven’t seen this many weapons on this team in a long long long long time, if maybe ever!!! I am truly looking forward to see how we work all of these guys into our scheme. Man we could be just blowing teams out. If all these guys work on one page and not become ball hogs and wine like little girls. We could be a deadly team in the NFL.
If we do not average at least 45 points a game there are problems and I will go down there and open up a can of whoop a** on someone over there. So for every one who keeps saying “Blah Blah Blah” about last year. Either get a life or I will hunt you down and hit you so hard that your mothers mothers mothers mother will feel it. Don’t come off your porch to play with the big dogs in the NFL if you can’t handle getting hit. The 2003-2004 Steelers are going to be special.