Running Game – By Glenn T. Altergott Steelers Fever Exclusive Editorial Were is the running game? Hello, run the damn ball. My god it was like having Bettis, Zereoue, and Haynes, which I was wrong about, I do not like them sitting on their as*es on the bench and Cowher aspects Maddox to win the game. It’s not going to happen. Try 3 INT’s!!! That’s what happens when you make a QB win the game.…"Steelers Fever – Running Game"
Pittsburgh Beaten By…Pittsburgh – By Neal Coolong Steelers Fever Exclusive Editorial Very strange to watch a team play and get whipped by a shadow of themselves. Defensive stops, turnovers, power running and a nasty offensive line. Characteristics of a Steelers team bound for the playoffs and beyond. However, it was the Chiefs, not Pittsburgh, using those characteristics for a 41-20 win at Arrowhead Sunday. This is going to be a tell-tale story game in and…"Steelers Fever – Pittsburgh Beaten By…Pittsburgh"
Nickels Are Worth More Than Five Cents Sunday – By Neal Coolong Steelers Fever Exclusive Editorial A Few Facts to consider: Arrowhead Stadium is a tough place for any team to play, regardless of the Chiefs talent level. Priest Holmes is one of the best running backs/offensive players in the game. Kansas revamped their defense this year and looked filthy in Sunday’s win over San Diego. Why none of this matters: Priest this and Priest…"Steelers Fever – Nickels Are Worth More Than Five Cents Sunday"
See Tommy Throw – By Glenn T. Altergott Steelers Fever Exclusive Editorial It’s an all new Steeler’s team. It’s like watching an Arial show, wow! No, it’s like watching my mother in law inhale 75 cheeseburgers. Wait, that’s gross. Watching Maddox this past Sunday was so wonderful I cried. No, I cried because when he threw that touchdown pass to Ward I jumped so high my head hit the ceiling and got stuck in the…"Steelers Fever – See Tommy Throw"
QB Misfortune – By Neal Coolong Steelers Fever Exclusive Editorial To preface this, I had just come back from a wedding the day before, and I showed up at Retlaw’s Riverside in Charles City, Iowa, with little voice left after singing Total Eclipse of the Heart at the top of my lungs, so my usual outbursts of Here We Go Steelers, Here We Go! were held to a minimum. After seeing the way Pittsburgh played,…"Steelers Fever – QB Misfortune"
Are You Ready? – By Glenn T. Altergott Steelers Fever Exclusive Editorial Are you ready? I said, are you ready!? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I’m ok now, I just had to let out my primal scream to let everyone know that I’m ready to make a run at the Super Bowl! Oh yeah, I said it, we’re going after it this year with a big chip on our shoulders! What do you mean we? Hey knuckle head, I…"Steelers Fever – Are You Ready?"
Ravens Scum – By Neal Coolong Steelers Fever Exclusive Editorial Want to read something sadly entertaining? Click here! This is an anti-Steelers web site put together by a typically ignorant and tragically un-funny Ravens fan, a man by the name of Tony Raven. I’m not laughing with you, Tony. I’m laughing at, around, toward, near and through you. It’s a site put together for Tony’s second all-consuming passion, hating the Steelers. My bet, his first…"Steelers Fever – Ravens Scum"
Protection – By Glenn T. Altergott Steelers Fever Exclusive Editorial Where is the offensive line? Were is the run blocking? Hell, where is the 2003 Pittsburgh Steelers front line? The Detroit game was as ugly as my mother in-law! The Eagle’s game was not much better. No wait, it was as ugly as my mother in-laws pimply hairy a** back. Wow, we won the Dallas game! Ya and we cut the players who played for…"Steelers Fever – Protection"
Intense Rage – By Glenn T. Altergott Steelers Fever Exclusive Editorial What happened to the days when the Steelers defense could make any running back and any QB crap in their pants? That needs to change this year. Let the hounds loose, no more linebackers in coverage. How sissy a** is that? Real bad! For the love of god, the secondary needs to play and play smart. I don’t care if cowher needs to play…"Steelers Fever – Intense Rage"
Blah Blah Blah – By Glenn T. Altergott Steelers Fever Exclusive Editorial Blah Blah Blah. That’s what I say about last year. Everybody keeps saying oh… the Steelers secondary was garbage. I say to all of the critics “Your mother in-law is ugly and she sleeps in men’s clothes” That was last year people, we have a new and improved steelers team, so kiss my a**. Tommy the gun-slinger Maddox will have more weapons than…"Steelers Fever – Blah Blah Blah"